House of Fraiser Foot Shock 'They Grow In Winter'

I've tried to buy some shoes today. I take a 12. I was told that they only do up to 11.5 until wlnter-then they have bigger sizes! This is wrong-surely people's feet get bigger in warmer weather and anyway, what happens in the winter to sizes 5 & 6? Do they cut back on them to compensate and if not , why not.

PHARMACY SELLS MEDICATION SHOCK!

Presumably the sale of condoms is equally shocking? Unwanted children are a much better idea but only at times of full employment.
Of course, Johnnie Foreigner should be force-fed them on a daily basis as should the unemployed, criminals and people who think too much.

WHY CAN'T WE ALL GO!a

Prison must be great! Rape, extortion and enforced separation.
We should all have a go. We probably couldn't get into them though as Johnnie Foreigner takes further liberties with our over cosseted take on Guantanamo!

PANIC NOW!

Let's not bother with the complexities of how we feed ourselves and avoid future food riots!
They'll be cloning benefit scrounging asylum seekers who've got all our jobs next!